Monday, May 08, 2006

 

Two Good Reasons to Open a Can of Beer


The 21st Amendment Brewery is proud to announce the release of two hand-crafted, brewery fresh beers in cans.

More Reasons

Cans keep beer fresher longer because the beer never sees sunlight.

Modern cans are lined so the can doesn't impart any flavor to the beer.

Cans go where no glass dares: beaches, parks, boats, poolside, stadiums, golf courses.

Cans weigh less than glass and chill faster.

Cans are easier to recylcle and more often recycled than glass.

Cans take less energy to produce than glass.

Comments:
I think you guys have got a severe anti-glass bias. Glass is good because:
— it's made of sand and is an unlimited resource

— it's translucent and can shield your eyes during an eclipse of the sun

—it doesn't ~need~ to be lined to protect the taste of the beer

—glass doesn't melt if you throw it on a bonfire of coconut shells on the beach.

I applaud your micro-brewery. I deplore your anti-glass-centric world view.

Sincerely,
A Stained Glass Artist.
 
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